Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we’re like Oprah and Gale. Only we’re not denying anything.
(Source: jbaggles--moved, via sarahlestrange)
I want all my garmonbozia
Ron Swanson: I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
I'm Kylie.
I like coffee.
I love cats.
I'm addicted to romance novels & yaoi.
Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy. - Truman Capote
