What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck and I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.
This is probably also love. (photo via bootykika)Best Monarch/Dr. Mrs. The Monarch duo costume ever. Fucking unreal.
Geeky as fuck, yes. But also adorable.
Look Booby! These are high expectations to live up to- I don’t know if we can pull it off.
LOVE IT! I say you guys try and do it anyway :)
So this website exists. Paula Deen designed rugs! I have taken the liberty of circling the best parts of this photo.
1. I’ve got rugs, y’all. This is self explanatory.
2. Her face looks like she has gone demented.
3. She appears to have a chokehold on that dog
4. That dog is sniffing her BUTTERY VAGINA
Thor and his iPod from Marko Djurdjevic’s new art book.
I had a hairdresser called Thor. First time he cut my hair I walked in expecting a 7ft blonde viking. He turned out to be a (genius) 5ft columbian.
Great lesson in assumptions & not to fall prey to them.
