May 2010
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This is how they should market tooth brushing and...
404blog-hopefully-notfound:
Fuck yea!
I'm slightly hungover and have family to hang out...
this should be fun
(309): i want to major in coloring with an...
hannahisdeceased:
(via map-the-seoul)
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austinimus asked: i can't wait for my internet to start working properly again! i miss talking to you so much.
blah!
cool party story, too! makes me smile thinking of you dressed up like a pirate.
:D
blah!
cool party story, too! makes me smile thinking of you dressed up like a pirate.
:D
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I realize now that I'm boring... 'cause last night...
I got a lil tipsy(I might’ve had to drive) and made out with a guy I’ve only known for a few weeks… in a pool… I say it was the beard lust that made me do it… and I got a number from a guy… I got hit on by guys for once in my fucking life.. all I have to do is show a lil cleavage at a pirate party…
I have too much shit to do today and not enough...
I have to be at my friend’s dressed as a pirate wench by 7… and I’m going to make him a birthday cake ‘cause I do shit like that for people I love… I wish I could just go back to bed and everyone could just off for a few days
commanderspock:
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commanderspock:
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Mitch Hedberg quotes →
commentsfullofwin:
“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.”
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my niece is fuckin' evil... she chewed a whole...
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so this is what happens when telemarketers call me
Me: Hello?
Lady: Hello little girl, is your mommy or daddy home?
Me: I'm frickin' twenty, what the fuck, lady?
-click-
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dorkydamaris:
haus-of-ricky:
Yelle//Je Veux Te...
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Watchhotpotofcoffee:
Jonah Hex trailer.
